1 Millionth Elevate Story- Lionel
MY FIRST VIRGIN FLIGHT!! (Read/Sung to “Vanilla Ice, Ice Baby” =D) Yo VIP, Lets kick it out of SFO! Virgin, Virgin Baby Virgin, Virgin Baby All right stop Collaborate and listen Virgin is here as my brand new airline Something grabs a hold of me tightly As I put on my seatbelt like I do in my car nightly Will it ever stop? Yo -- I don't know Turn on the purple lights and I'll glow To the extreme I think this flights gonna rock Lit up bright on board as I hear the doors lock Fly! Bum rush the engines that boom Making the clouds outside look like a mushroom Safely, as we fly like a dope melody Anything less than the best is a felony Love it and feel it You better gain way You better hit bull's eye This plane don't play If there was a problem Yo, they'll solve it Checked out the funny cartoon safety video on the runway Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Now that this flight is jumping With the headsets on, and the tunes are pumpin' Switching the channels back and forth on 'RED', no faking Ordering food...like a pound of bacon? NAH! Burning all the other planes cuz they're not quick and nimble All are crazy who don’t fly Virgin, that simple! As I sit here with a grin on my face I'm amazed I’m actually on a plane...no way! Flyin' in my A320 Up & down like a bowl full of jelly The flight attendants on standby Waiting just to say, how may I help you? Did I stop them? Yes -- for some vodka! Kept on enjoying this hell-of-a ride We busted a left and continued to glide The weather was great Yo-- so we continued to LAX, World Way Ave Flight attendants were hot wearing their fierce black outfits Walking up & down the aisle, no time to sit Comfy seat, you know I’m getting mine Next to my friend who was drinking some wine Reading somewhat & looking out the window Planes getting lower, getting ready to land…NO!! Seatbelts back on, lights rang out like a bell I grabbed mine-- Clicked back on, I could tell Lowering out of the sky real fast Captain Jumped into gear, eased on the gas Wing to wing this A320 is packed I'm trying to enjoy the end before were back on track Flight attendants on the scene You know what I mean They passed me up, & did their good deeds If there was a problem Yo, they'll solve it Checked out the funny cartoon safety video on the runway Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Flying back down & I'm a lyrical poet LAX is on the scene just in case you didn't know it A town, that’s gonna greet this virgin plane That’s ready to shake and make it back on land Virgin’s style's been incredible & chill Amazing ride that you can experience and feel SFO to LAX was too fast Next time will be longer & vast Virgin made this flight hip and you wanna experience this They don’t play in any way Sleek like a razor, safely & fast Other Airlines say, "Damn" Made it to LAX in one happy piece, gotta deplane now And make my peace Mesmerized til the next unique experience I’ll sit by the mic while I kick my juice If there was a problem Yo, they'll solve it Checked out the funny cartoon safety video on the runway Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Virgin, Virgin Baby JetBlue who? Yo man-- Let's get out of here! Word to Virgin! Virgin, Virgin Baby Too cool Virgin, Virgin Baby Too cool Too cool Virgin, Virgin Baby Too cool Too cool Virgin, Virgin Baby Too cool Too cool
